Latest Jokes

Two bumblebees were talking one day. "I'm sort of depressed" says one of the bees.

"Why...what's the problem?" asks the second bee.

"My doctor says I'm losing my buzz," says the first bee.

To which the second bee replies, "Sorry to hear that, man, that stings!"

John: "Do you know why the Bride and many other women cry at weddings?"

Fred: "No, why?"

John: "It's because the Bride isn't marrying the best man."

I just got a photo from a speeding camera through the mail...

I sent it right back, way too expensive and really bad quality.

Tax collector: "It is your duty as a citizen to pay taxes, and we expect you to pay them with a smile."

Taxpayer (grinning widely): "Wonderful! I thought you expected me to pay them with cash!"