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They say the truth is out there...

If that is the case...

Does anyone know the URL?

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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The secret to success is sincerity...

And once you learn to fake it, you've got it made!

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Customer: "Excuse me, but are you looking to hire any help at present?"

Manager: "No, we already have all the staff we need."

Customer: "In that case, would you mind getting someone to wait on me?"

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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The man selling two-dollar tickets at Monmouth Racetrack registered complete surprise when a horse stepped up to the window, and asked to bet on himself.

"What's the matter?" snorted the horse. "Are you astonished that I can talk?"

"Not at all," said the man. "I'm surprised that you think you can win."

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Ed ORorke" |