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Favorite this joke The man selling two-dollar tickets at Monmouth Racetrack registered complete surprise when a horse stepped up to the window, and asked to bet on himself.
"What's the matter?" snorted the horse. "Are you astonished that I can talk?"
"Not at all," said the man. "I'm surprised that you think you can win."
A camel can work for a week without drinking...
A man can drink for a week without working.
Which is it again, is it the right to bear arms?
Or the right to arm bears?
Sign on an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
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