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$8.00 won 5 votes

Dentist: "How did you lose your three teeth?"

Patient: "My wife prepared the pancakes and they were very hard to eat."

Dentist: "Then you could have refused to eat them."

Patient: "I did refused to eat them. Hence, I lost my three teeth."

5 votes

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Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "RS" |
$7.00 won 4 votes

Client: Doctor, how much you charge for visiting a patient's house?

Doctor: I charge $50.

The doctor and client drove to the client's house in the former's car. The doctor didn't find any patient and asked, "Where's the patient?"

The client replied, "Well, there's no patient here doc. The taxi fare to my house was $75. I just needed a ride home. Here's your $50. Thank you."

4 votes

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Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Kyoto" |
$25.00 won 11 votes

"You must've been hungry? I noticed you've eating at this wedding for an hour now!"

"I'm full, but the wedding card said dinner is from 8-10 pm..."

11 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Clown" |
$12.00 won 6 votes

What do we learn from animals like Buffaloes, Elephants and Cows?

That not everyone can lose weight by eating greens and salads and walking as well.

6 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Kyoto" |