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"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing...

Except at a funeral.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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A woman in labor suddenly shouted, "Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Couldn't! Didn't! Can't!"

"Doctor, what's going on?" asked the concerned father-to-be.

"Don't worry," said the doctor, "those are just contractions."

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CATEGORY Baby Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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i enjoy the comedy technique of Self-Deprecation...

But I am not very good with it.

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posted by "shopin55" |
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Optimist...

A college student who opens his wallet and expects to find money.

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CATEGORY College Jokes
posted by "RS" |