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Don't Call Her Sweetie
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What name might you give your mother's sister who always has a sour disposition?

Aunt Acid.

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posted by "Jim Shaw" |
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Inventions
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The Scots invented golf...

Which might explain why they invented Scotch.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Civil Servant
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A civil servant is badly hurt, after falling down the stairs at city hall. He is taken to the hospital where he remains in a coma for several days.

Finally, an eye opens and his doctor tells him, "My friend, I have bad news and I have good news. First of all, you'll never be able to work again."

"Okay," muttered the injured bureaucrat. "What's the bad news?"

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Three Ants
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Three ants find an elephant asleep.

First ant says, "Let's get him!"

Second one says, "Let's beat him up!"

Finally the third ant says, "Leave him alone... it's not fair. Poor guy is all alone and we are three!"

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |