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Swimming Coach: "Hey! Why are you doing only the backstroke?"

Swimmer: "Because I just ate, sir. I don't want to swim on a full stomach."

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
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Two rules to success in life...

1. Don't tell people everything you know.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Fred: "Do you think I have any brains at all?"

John: "Well, how can I put this nicely, I can describe it best like this... If they were to take your brain, roll it into a little ball and roll it down the edge of a razor blade, it would look like a BB rolling down an eight lane freeway."

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TEACHER: How many feet are there in a yard?

STUDENT: It depends. If there are 3 people, then we have six feet!

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posted by "Fube Hyceinth" |