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What do we learn from animals like Buffaloes, Elephants and Cows?

That not everyone can lose weight by eating greens and salads and walking as well.

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posted by "Kyoto" |
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Why couldn't the sailor learn all the letters in the alphabet?

Because he spent a lot of years at 'C'...

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Ten Percent of the people make things happen.

Twenty percent of the people participate in what happens.

Sixty percent of the people watch things happen.

The remaining ten percent sit around confused wondering what happened.

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posted by "Douglas" |
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Trying to control my dry hair, I treated my scalp with olive oil before washing it. Worried that the oil might leave an odor, I washed my hair several times.

That night when I went to bed, I leaned over to my husband and asked, "Do I smell like olive oil?"

"No," he said, sniffing me. "Do I smell like Popeye?"

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posted by "HENNE" |