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$12.00 won 5 votes

If 'I' comes before 'E', except after' C'....

Then how come SCIENCE disproves it?

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posted by "Benjones" |
$50.00 won 11 votes

Someone knocked at my door last evening. When I opened it, I saw a guy from Domino's holding a chicken pepperoni pizza with extra cheese and onion rings.

"I haven't ordered any pizza," I said. "This must be a mistake."

"No, it's not," he replied. "Your neighbor forgot his Facebook password and wanted to show you what he was eating for dinner."

11 votes

posted by "Heaven" |
4 votes

A guy was admitted into a hospital with eight plastic horses in his stomach...

His condition is now stable.

4 votes

posted by "wadejagz" |
$50.00 won 6 votes

Tonight I’m gonna have possum soup made from Himalayan possum...

Because I found Himalayan on the road.

6 votes

posted by "barber7796" |