Latest Jokes

If 'I' comes before 'E', except after' C'....

Then how come SCIENCE disproves it?

Someone knocked at my door last evening. When I opened it, I saw a guy from Domino's holding a chicken pepperoni pizza with extra cheese and onion rings.

"I haven't ordered any pizza," I said. "This must be a mistake."

"No, it's not," he replied. "Your neighbor forgot his Facebook password and wanted to show you what he was eating for dinner."

Tonight I’m gonna have possum soup made from Himalayan possum...

Because I found Himalayan on the road.