Robert to Doctor: “Doctor, I have a serious problem. I dream of football matches every night."
Doctor: "Don’t worry. I will cure it right now. Take this pill and you will be alright.”
Robert: "Doctor, would it be okay to wait and take the pill tomorrow?”
Robert: “Doc, today is the final match. I have to see the season through and know which team is going to win it all!”
A little boy had been pawing over a stationer's stock of greeting cards for some time when a clerk asked, "Just what is it you're looking for? A birthday greeting, message to a sick friend, anniversary or a congratulations to your mom and dad?"
The boy shook his head and answered, "Got anything like a blank report card?"