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Favorite this joke How come nailing something down is good...
But screwing something up is bad?
As a kid I wanted to be an astronaut...
But my parents always said, "The sky's the limit!"
My husband told me that I am one of the eight wonders of the world...
I warned him not to let me catch him with any of the other seven!!!
A tourist parked his car in downtown Washington, D.C. He said to a man standing near the curb, "Listen, I'm going to be only a couple of minutes. Would you watch my car while I run into this store?"
"What?" the man huffed. "Do you realize that I am a member of the United States Congress?"
"Well, no," the tourist said, "I didn't realize that. But it's all right. I'll trust you anyway."
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