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Burning 2,000 Calories
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I just burned 2,000 calories...

That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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My Dog At The Vet
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My dog had a bad case of fleas. So I brought him to the vet.

The doctor told me, “I’m going to have to put him down."

I said, “What? Just because he’s got fleas?”

“No,” the doctor said, “because he’s so heavy.”

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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Please Be Quiet
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Sign inside a bowling alley:

"Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop."

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Nailing It Down
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How come nailing something down is good...

But screwing something up is bad?

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |