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Favorite this joke The secret to success is sincerity...
And once you learn to fake it, you've got it made!
Customer: "Excuse me, but are you looking to hire any help at present?"
Manager: "No, we already have all the staff we need."
Customer: "In that case, would you mind getting someone to wait on me?"
The man selling two-dollar tickets at Monmouth Racetrack registered complete surprise when a horse stepped up to the window, and asked to bet on himself.
"What's the matter?" snorted the horse. "Are you astonished that I can talk?"
"Not at all," said the man. "I'm surprised that you think you can win."
A camel can work for a week without drinking...
A man can drink for a week without working.
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