Latest Jokes

What is it called when a chameleon can't change its colors anymore?

A reptile dysfunction.

Two guys find three grenades and they decide to take them to the police station.

One asks, "What if one explodes before we get there?"

The other replies, "We'll lie and say we only found two."

While visiting a water show a tourist asked one of the divers, "Why do scuba divers always fall backward off their boats?

To which the diver replied, "If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat."

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

The prawn broker.