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At a dinner party, one of the guests, an obnoxiously loud young man, tried to make clever remarks about everyone and everything.

When he was served a piece of meat, he picked it up with his fork, held it up and smirked: "Is this pig?"

Another guest, sitting opposite, asked quietly, "Which end of the fork are you referring to?"

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posted by "HENNE" |
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Why didn’t the frog sit on the toadstool?

Because there wasn’t mushroom.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Why does the sun rise in the east?

Because it can't rise in the west!

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Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$12.00 won 6 votes

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade…

And then you find somebody whose life has given them vodka!

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posted by "we are one" |