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"Hey, why are you standing in the sun?"

"I am just drying my sweat."

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Clown" |
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To err is human... To admit it, now that's a mistake!

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$12.00 won 5 votes

After an enthusiastic recommendation from my wife, I began listening to the audiobook version of Frank McCourt’s 'Teacher Man'.

“I love it, but his writing style is so disjointed,” I complained. “He refers to characters I don’t know and introduces them a half hour later.”

My wife was as confused as I was, but I soldiered on, disoriented by the jumpy story line. It wasn’t until the end of the book that my dilemma was explained—I had set the iPod to Shuffle mode.

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Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "stee" |
1 votes
 

I believe scissors ought to come in packaging that doesn't require scissors to start with.

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |