Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
I asked him, "What's the word on the street?"
What do you do when you receive really, really slow restaurant service?
You call the restaurant and ask if they deliver to TABLE #16.
How do fish find jobs?
They look in the Kelp Wanted section.
Most men are like bank accounts...
When they don't have a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.