My 4th grade teacher used to complain to my mom about my poor hand writing. I tried hard for years, only in vain, to continuously get the feed back, "Try to improve your handwriting!"
I am 25 now, working as a software professional for a company. I mailed her last week for thanking her for making me what I am now.
She replied with a post script... "Please improve your handwriting!"
Store keeper: Good morning Sir! How may I help you?
Customer: Why is this water bottle cost so much? It's $20 per liter!
Store Keeper: Sir, this is pure water from an ancient glacier of the Alps. That's why it is very costly.
Customer: Pure water from the Alps, huh? Then why is the date of expiration September 2017?