Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Politicians and diapers... Both need to be changed for the same reason
She was only a whisky maker...
But he loved her still!
A bear walks into a bar and says, "Give me a whiskey and...(pause)...... cola."
"Why the big pause?" asks the bartender.
The bear shrugged, "I'm not sure, I was born with them."