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My 4th grade teacher used to complain to my mom about my poor hand writing. I tried hard for years, only in vain, to continuously get the feed back, "Try to improve your handwriting!"

I am 25 now, working as a software professional for a company. I mailed her last week for thanking her for making me what I am now.

She replied with a post script... "Please improve your handwriting!"

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CATEGORY Teacher Jokes
posted by "Sudhakar" |
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Store keeper: Good morning Sir! How may I help you?

Customer: Why is this water bottle cost so much? It's $20 per liter!

Store Keeper: Sir, this is pure water from an ancient glacier of the Alps. That's why it is very costly.

Customer: Pure water from the Alps, huh? Then why is the date of expiration September 2017?

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posted by "Ricky" |
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What kind of coffee do cows drink after giving birth?

Easy, de-calf!

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posted by "Lare Avery" |
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Tonight I dreamt of a beautiful walk on a sandy beach...

At least that explains the footprints I found in the cat litter box this morning.

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posted by "JD0G3252" |