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Favorite this joke Scarecrows are always outstanding in their field...
But HAY, its in their JEANS!
"In Major League Baseball, if the distance between the bases are the same, then why does it take longer to run from 2nd base to 3rd base?"
"You know there is a Shortstop."
Why does the fast food outlet that is named after a daughter serve square hamburger patties?
Because they never cut corners!
A friend of mine was having a bit of marital-tension in his household and was trying to figure out just what to do about it.
In the course of our conversation, I said to him, "You know, quite often God speaks to us through our wives."
My friend looked at me and said, "Oh yeah? Well I'm pretty sure God doesn't use that kind of language!"
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