Latest Jokes

A woman in labor suddenly shouted, "Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Couldn't! Didn't! Can't!"

"Doctor, what's going on?" asked the concerned father-to-be.

"Don't worry," said the doctor, "those are just contractions."

Optimist...

A college student who opens his wallet and expects to find money.

I wish everyone were like entrepreneurs...

They mind their own business.