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What do you get when you cross a bird with a zero?

A flying none.

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Glenn Diamant" |
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People are always asking me if I’m a cat person or a dog person...

As if penguins didn’t even exist!

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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A man came to the farmers market and asked for two carrots. He got two carrots, put them in his ears, and left. The second day he came and did the same thing.

The third day he came and the salesman said, "Sorry, we don't have carrots. We only have cucumbers."

So the man bought two cucumbers and put one in each of his ears. The salesman had enough and asked, "Hey, how come you put those cucumbers in your ears?"

The man replied, "Because you didn't have any carrots."

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CATEGORY Farmer Jokes
posted by "Azor453" |
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Early one evening a gentleman scuttled out to his garage and pulled the lawn furniture out onto the driveway. Shortly after followed the lawnmower, a few gardening tools and a bicycle.

A curious neighbor wandered over and asked if he was going to have a garage sale.

"No," replied the gentleman, "my son just bought his first car and right now he's getting ready for a big date. He'll be taking the car out soon to pick up the girl."

"So what's with all the stuff?" asked the neighbor.

"Well, after years of moving tricycles, toys and sports equipment out of the way every time I came home from work, I wanted to make sure the driveway was ready for him."

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |