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Favorite this joke Three ants find an elephant asleep.
First ant says, "Let's get him!"
Second one says, "Let's beat him up!"
Finally the third ant says, "Leave him alone... it's not fair. Poor guy is all alone and we are three!"
One day a man was going home...
Thief: "Stop! Give me your wallet! (The man hands him his wallet.) Ha! See how I fooled you! There are no bullets in this gun."
Man: "Ha! See how I fooled you! There's no money in that wallet!"
The other day I went to a tourist information booth and asked, "Tell me about some of the people that were here last year."
A man decides to join the circus. He shows up to demonstrate his skills to the impresario.
"I have the most unusual act," he announces. "I'm sure it will amaze you."
He climbs up to the high wire and jumps off! He flaps his arms wildly, and finally his fall slows and the man begins to fly. He soars upward, turns, and swoops back again. Finally, he stops in mid air and gently lowers himself to the ground.
The impresario says, "Is that all you've got? Bird impressions?"
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