GRANDPARENTS: the people who think your children are wonderful even though they are sure you are not raising them right.
HEARSAY: what toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.
IMPREGNABLE: a women whose memory of labor is still vivid.
INDEPENDENT: how we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.
OW: the first word spoken by children with older siblings.
Baloney \ba-lo’-ne\: Where some hemlines fall.
Banquet \bang’-kwit\: Why the vocalist had no instrumentalists.
Bernadette \burn’-a-det\: The act of torching a mortgage.
Boomerang \boo’-me-rang\: What’s on top of the Ghost Cream Pie.
My paper got ripped earlier...
I'm still torn up about it!
There was this lady who was visiting a church one Sunday. The sermon seemed to go on forever, and many in the congregation were dozing off.
After the service, she walked up to a very sleepy-looking gentleman, extended her hand in greeting, and said, "Hello, I'm Gladys Dunn."
And the gentleman replied, "You're not the only one, ma'am, I'm glad it's done too!"