Latest Jokes

It never fails...

Cashiers are always checking me out.

A quick way to lose weight is to deduct your birth weight...

Hey, you did not gain that part!

Imagine my surprise when I went to Tipler Army Medical Center for a heart bypass operation and discovered my surgeon's name was Dr. Eror.

"What a name for a doctor," I said, not sure whether to laugh or cry.

"Yeah," he agreed. "You can imagine the reaction I got when I was a major."

Sign on a maternity room door...

"Push, Push, Push!"