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"So, what's the matter? I thought you just got back from a nice relaxing fishing trip with your husband."

"Oh, everything went wrong! First, he said I talked so loud I would scare the fish. Then he said I was using the wrong bait. And then he said that I was reeling in too soon."

"That doesn't sound nice or relaxing."

"All that might have been all right, but to make matters worse, I ended up catching the most fish."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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A psychiatrist met an old patient and exclaimed, "I heard you died."

"But you see I'm alive," smiled the ex-patient.

"Impossible," said the psychiatrist. "I was told you'd died by a colleague who's had 22 peer-reviewed papers published, so his opinion's bound to be much more reliable than yours."

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posted by "mickey" |
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Dentist: Little Johnny, you're not brushing your teeth very well. Do you know what comes after decay?

Little Johnny: De 'L'?

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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How do you turn an elephant into an insect?

Take away the "eleph."

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |