Latest Jokes

Funny Bumper Stickers:

If You Can Read This, I Can Slam On My Brakes And Sue You

Forget World Peace -- Visualize Turning Off Your Turn Signal!

HANG UP AND DRIVE!

Where There's A Will...I Want To Be In It!

Ever Stop To Think, And Forget To Start Again?

This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me

If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?

This Bumper Sticker Exploits Illiterates

Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway

Honk If Anything Falls Off

I Haven't Lost My Mind - It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere

What is a Beauty Parlor?

BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.

What is the definition of adult?

ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

Why was The German baker arrested on 10/31 for cheating his customers?


He was selling hollow weenies!