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Three Ants
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Three ants find an elephant asleep.

First ant says, "Let's get him!"

Second one says, "Let's beat him up!"

Finally the third ant says, "Leave him alone... it's not fair. Poor guy is all alone and we are three!"

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |

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  • Jareth the Goblin King : After reading this a second and third time, I don’t get the joke. Why is it funny that the third ant says what he said about the elephant? And this joke won first place?!?!???

    • Pony99CA : You voted for it, but didn't get it? It's supposed to be funny because three ants think that they can beat up an elephant because they have him outnumbered. Of course, it seems that the first two ants are sociopaths, wanting to beat up somebody who is sleeping.

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  • barber7796 : voted. funny as is

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    • Jareth the Goblin King : Got a little antsy, so I Voted.

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      • Pony99CA : It would have been funnier IMHO to say "It's three against one" instead of "Poor guy is all alone and we are three!" Brevity is the soul of wit.

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