Television repairman: "So, what seems to be the problem with your TV?"
Homeowner: "Well, it has double images. I hope the two of you can fix it."
Tesla founder Elon Musk is originally from South Africa, which is strange.
You'd think he was from Mad-at-gas-car.
What do you call a herd of sheep falling down a hill?
“I have a pet manatee.”
“What’s his name?”
“His name is Hindenburg but I call him Hugh for short.”
“Oh! The Hugh Manatee!”