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A man tells his doctor that his wife has laryngitis.

The doctor said there was nothing he could do to cure it.

The man said, "Cure it, I want to prolong it!"

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posted by "merk" |
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Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your arm?"

Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy."

Boy 1: "Eating Easter candy won't give you a bruise."

Boy 2: "It will if it's your big brother's candy!"

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Somebody told me that echoes repeat everything back...

Where have I heard that before?

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posted by "Gary Greenfield" |
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A researcher claims he has perfected a cure for deafness.

Now I’ve heard everything.

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posted by "Gary Greenfield" |