A man tells his doctor that his wife has laryngitis.
The doctor said there was nothing he could do to cure it.
The man said, "Cure it, I want to prolong it!"
Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your arm?"
Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy."
Boy 1: "Eating Easter candy won't give you a bruise."
Boy 2: "It will if it's your big brother's candy!"
Somebody told me that echoes repeat everything back...
Where have I heard that before?
A researcher claims he has perfected a cure for deafness.
Now I’ve heard everything.