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A woman, searching for a job, inquired about the benefits. The Personnel Manager informed her they had group health and life insurance, but the costs were deducted from the employee's pay.

She said, "My last employer had full health coverage, as well as five years' salary for life insurance and a month's sick leave AND they paid the full premiums."

"I can't help but ask madam why you would leave a job with such benefits, the interviewer replied.

The woman shrugged her shoulders and said, "The company went bankrupt.”

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posted by "merk" |
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Knowing that most items seem not to be manufactured in the USA, I noticed my new smart TV was "BUILT IN ANTENNA".

I don't even know where Antenna is located!

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CATEGORY National Jokes
posted by "barber7796" |
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My first apartment was so close to the Airport...

That every time I went to the kitchen to make a brew and a sandwich, the stewardess told me to get back to my seat.

4 votes

CATEGORY Airplane Jokes
posted by "nerdasaurus" |
3 votes

Three new recruits were being tested looking at a mug shot. The instructor asks the first recruit what he noticed. The recruit responded, "He had only one eye."

The instructor reminded the recruit that this was a side profile shot. He then asks recruit #2. Recruit #2 indicated that he had only one ear.

Frustrated the inspector goes to recruit #3, who replied that the guy in the mug shot was wearing contact lenses.

The inspector checked his notes and noticed the guy in the mug shot wore contact lens. "How did you know that?" he ask recruit #3.

"Well, he had to be wearing contact lens. There was no way that a guy with one eye and one ear could wear glasses."

3 votes

CATEGORY Police Jokes
posted by "barber7796" |