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Why couldn't the cardiologist perform an aorta transplant on his sister?

He didn't have the heart.

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CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
posted by "David BenHorin" |
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So I think it's a disgrace on society and our education system when after 50 years, most people have no idea who Neil Armstrong is.

Or what kind of trumpet he played!

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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Today my daughter gave my wife a big hug for no reason.

Then she turns to me and says, "You're right dad, mom has gained a little weight."

Our dog is currently making room for me in his house.

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posted by "barber7796" |
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Teacher: Vincent, not to be presumptuous, but your short story is truly fantastic. Did you really write it?

Vincent: Yes, I wrote, while my mother dictated.

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CATEGORY School Jokes
posted by "merk" |