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“My extra winter weight is finally gone.

"Now, I have spring rolls.”

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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Billion-dollar idea...

A smoke detector that shuts off when you yell, "I'm just cooking!"

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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A husband is about to leave on a business trip, "Honey, if my business requires me to stay longer in that town. I'll send you a card."

"Don't bother dear, I read it already... it's in the pocket of your coat."

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "merk" |
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Why is the Black Panther video game so easy?

Because you get nine lives.

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |