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How Buzz Aldrin introduces himself...

"Hi, I'm Buzz Aldrin, second man on the moon... Neil before me!"

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posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
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Teacher: "If two gallons of gas cost $1.50, then what will be the cost of 10 gallons?"

Student: "Teacher, please clarify whether this is a math class or a history class?"

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posted by "APURBA" |
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You know you've still got it when you're walking across the beach with your wife and there's a couple of young girls waving at you while she isn't looking.

There's no way that I was ever gonna swim out that far to save them though.

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posted by "aod318" |
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It's winter time, the gentle breezes blow,
Seventy miles an hour at twenty-five below.

Oh, how I love, when the snow's up to your butt,
You take a breath of winter and your nose gets frozen shut.

Yes, the weather here is wonderful so I guess I'll hang around...
I could never leave 'cause I'm frozen to the ground!

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "merk" |