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When a man steals your wife...

There is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

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What do you call a dinosaur fart?

A blast from the past.

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Sometime around two in the morning our phone rang, waking us out of a sound sleep. "Wrong number," my husband growled and slammed down the receiver.

A few minutes later it rang again. I heard him say, "One with pepperoni and extra cheese and one with sausage. Pick up in 20 minutes."

"What was that?" I asked.

"I took his order. Now we can sleep."

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Everybody knows 40 is the new 30, right?

But the police officer giving me a speeding ticket couldn’t be persuaded.

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posted by "Chloe2015" |