Latest Jokes

The genie asked, "What's your first wish?"

Steve said, "I wish I was rich!"

The genie nodded and said, "Done, what's your second wish?"

Rich replied, "I want lots of money!"

Bob: "Uh, I’m bored."

Susie: "How bored are you Bob?"

Bob: "Plywood..."

A woman had an attack of laryngitis and lost her voice completely for two days.

To help her communicate, her husband devised a system of taps.

One tap meant "Give me a kiss", two taps meant "Yes", seven taps meant "No", and 95 taps meant "Take out the garbage".

Someone once told me, “GO FOR BROKE!”

I’m happy to report that I succeeded.