What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
"SUPPLIES!"
An American who saw the volcano Mount Vesuvius erupt, was told by a native of the town that the United States had nothing to compare with it.
The American simply said, "I should say not. However, Niagara Falls would put that thing out in less than two minutes."
Congratulations to me!
I just made my last mortgage payment...
I still owe like $262,000, I'm just not going to pay them any more.
If you spell the words “Absolutely Nothing” backwards, you get Gnihton Yletulosba…
Which ironically means... absolutely nothing.