Latest Jokes

Theater Manager: "Your second act was magnificent, Miss De Fleur! Your suffering was almost real."

Miss De Fleur: "It was, I've got a nail in my shoe."

Theater Manager: "Well, for heaven's sake leave it in until the third and final act is complete."

I was struggling to get my wife’s attention?

So I simply sat down and looked comfortable.

That did the trick.

I do really feel bad for the Class of 2020. People say your senior year flies...

I just didn’t realize it would Zoom!

Donna: "I can tell if someone is lying just by looking at him."

Ashley: "Really?"

Donna: "Yep. I can tell if he is standing too."