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A tourist was driving down a deserted road when he came to a sign reading, "ROAD CLOSED. DO NOT ENTER." Looking at the road ahead, he thought it looked passable; assuming the sign must have been a mistake, he continued to drive on.

After driving for another mile or so, he came to a bridge that was out, upon which he turned around and began driving back. As he approached the sign from before, he noticed, written on the back, "I SAY, CAN'T YOU READ?"

How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Correct answer is Three...

The left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear.

A girl says to a salesman, "I'm not sure if I should buy a sweatshirt or a windbreaker."

He says, "Well, that depends. Are you gonna sweat, or are you gonna break wind?"