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$25.00 won 10 votes
 

Theater Manager: "Your second act was magnificent, Miss De Fleur! Your suffering was almost real."

Miss De Fleur: "It was, I've got a nail in my shoe."

Theater Manager: "Well, for heaven's sake leave it in until the third and final act is complete."

10 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Benjones" |
$15.00 won 8 votes

I was struggling to get my wife’s attention?

So I simply sat down and looked comfortable.

That did the trick.

8 votes

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Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$10.00 won 7 votes

I do really feel bad for the Class of 2020. People say your senior year flies...

I just didn’t realize it would Zoom!

7 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$6.00 won 6 votes
 

Donna: "I can tell if someone is lying just by looking at him."

Ashley: "Really?"

Donna: "Yep. I can tell if he is standing too."

6 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |