Theater Manager: "Your second act was magnificent, Miss De Fleur! Your suffering was almost real."
Miss De Fleur: "It was, I've got a nail in my shoe."
Theater Manager: "Well, for heaven's sake leave it in until the third and final act is complete."
I was struggling to get my wife’s attention?
So I simply sat down and looked comfortable.
That did the trick.
I do really feel bad for the Class of 2020. People say your senior year flies...
I just didn’t realize it would Zoom!
Donna: "I can tell if someone is lying just by looking at him."
Ashley: "Really?"
Donna: "Yep. I can tell if he is standing too."