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3 votes

Dispatcher: Nine one one. What is your emergency?

Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.

Dispatcher: Do you have an address?

Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks. Why?

3 votes

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$5.00 won 3 votes

Pulling guard duty in the army is dull work.

But I never realized just how dull until one night, with nothing else to do, I looked underneath my desk.

There I found these words scrawled by a predecessor: Man, you must really be bored!

3 votes

CATEGORY Military Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$50.00 won 10 votes

On a recent congressional trip to Switzerland one of the group spoke to a group. There was very little applause. He was followed by a man that spoke to them in their native tongue.

The applause was deafening and everyone in the group cheered as loudly as the best of them. Then, still clapping, he leaned over to the chairman of the meeting, "What did he say?"

"He was interpreting your speech to them," replied the chairman gravely.

10 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Benjones" |
$8.00 won 5 votes
 

Just found out on my tax return that there's a limit on dependents...


I thought 45 was reasonable, but I was wrong.

5 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Fasteddie686" |