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Who's able to clear up the rubbish?

Trash can.

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posted by "FTomasz" |
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It was the first day of school, after summer vacations and time for me to pick up the children in my school bus and take them home again. After I had made the complete run that afternoon, one little boy remained on the bus.

Thinking he had simply missed his stop, I started driving slowly back through the neighborhood and asked him to be sure to let me know if any of the houses or people looked familiar. The boy sat in his seat contentedly and shook his head whenever I asked him if he recognized a person or place.

After the second unsuccessful tour of the area, I started back to the school to ask for his address. When we arrived, the child got off the bus and started walking away. "Wait!" I called. "We have to go inside and find out where you live."

"I live right there," he said, pointing to a house across the street. "I just always wanted to ride in a school bus."

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CATEGORY Kid Jokes
posted by "Merkv814" |
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What happened when the tortoise fell off the ledge?

It was a 'turtle wipe-out'!

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posted by "FTomasz" |
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A guy bet against his friend who was boxing but his friend won.

"You bet against me?!" his friend asked.

"Yeah, but you double crossed me and decided to actually win this time!"

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CATEGORY Sport Jokes
posted by "Tutman" |