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1 votes

Jill: I can stay underwater for ten minutes!

Jack: That’s impossible!

Jill: (takes a glass of water and holds it over her head for ten minutes.) See, I told you!

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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A man arrives at a costume party with a girl on his back.

“I am a turtle,” he says.

“Who’s on your back?”

“That’s Michelle.”

6 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
4 votes

Me: My sister graduated from college. I wish you could have been there. She wore a cap and nightgown.

Bob: A nightgown?

Me: Yeah. She went to night school.

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CATEGORY School Jokes
posted by "greens52" |
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A wife talks to her husband with a sweet voice, “You look great in that dim light. You look just like Brad Pitt.”

Lifting his eyebrows, the husband asks, “And how do you know Brad Pitt?”

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Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "O H" |