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Favorite this joke Humpty: I want to paint my bicycle but i don't have money to buy the paint!
Dumpty: Once when i needed money i sold my watch. Why don't you sell your watch and get the money?
Humpty: No, not my watch! It belonged to my grandfather. But you have given me an idea.
The Next Day...
Humpty: I got the paint!
Dumpty: Then why are you looking so unhappy? Don't tell me you sold your watch!
Humpty: No, not the watch.
Dumpty: Then what did you sell?
Humpty: The bicycle!
I told my wife that it was her turn to shovel and salt the front steps.
All I got back were icy stares.
We were at a red light when a car pulled up, its music blasting.
“He’ll be deaf before he’s 25,” I said.
“That won’t help us,” my wife replied. “He’ll only turn it up.”
For years, the fad dieter ate everything with prickly pears... now he eats everything with sorghums.
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