I’m employed at a computer security company and have a colleague whose name is M. Alware. His e-mail address is malware@company.com.
My ex-boss’s name is R. Stone. His e-mail was stoner@company.co.in.
My name is James Pan. Every other permutation of my name was taken (e.g., jpan, jamesp), so I’m stuck with japan@university.edu.
What's the difference between an old dime and a new nickel?
Five cents.
Did you hear that Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer never went to school?
That’s right—he was elf taught.