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A mom was playing "tooth fairy" and putting money under her little daughter's pillow when the child awoke and caught her in the act.

The mom froze, wondering how to explain to her tot that she was, in fact, the tooth fairy. But she was spared the trouble.

"You put that money back!" her daughter said indignantly. "The tooth fairy left that for me!"

Boy 1: "As long as you are in school, two things will always be your friends."

Boy 2: "Who are they?

Boy1: "Classwork and Homework!"

Doctor: I am sorry I can't treat your ailment!

Patient: Why doctor? Is it that serious?

Doctor: No. Your ailment was not covered in my medical study book.

Patient, trembling in fear: Which book was that?

Doctor: How to become doctor in 30 days!