Latest Jokes

Have you ever noticed...

How the people whose seats are farthest from the aisle, are the ones who arrive last and who will leave during the performance?

An American tourist was visiting a small village in Newfoundland. He approached a local person and asked, "What's the quickest way to Marystown?"

The local, scratched his head, "Are ya walkin' er drivin'?" he asked the stranger.

"I'm driving," said the stranger.

"Well, that's the quickest way."

Yo momma is so dumb...

That she asked me what kind of pants I was wearing, I answered "Guess", and she said "Wrangler?"

What do you call an elephant in the North Pole?

Very lost!