Latest Jokes

Question: Do you know what would really suck?

Answer: A rocket powered vacuum cleaner!

Why doesn't somebody cross electric blankets with toasters?

That way, we could pop out of bed each morning!

A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks lots of water, but still weighs a lot!

Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.

That's funny, I don't remember being absent minded.