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It has been proven that the chances of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Presently, I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles. Therefore, every day I go down on the street and tell the passers-by what I have eaten, how I feel, what I have done the night before and what I will do tomorrow night.

Then I give them pictures of my family, my dog, and me gardening and spending time in my pool. I also listen to their conversations and tell them I love them. And it works!

I already have three people following me... two police officers and a psychiatrist!

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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I wanted to thank everyone for defining the word "plethora" for me...

It means a whole lot to me!

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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Why did the deer go to the dentist?

It had buck teeth.

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posted by "iamacutie" |