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I quit my job at the helium gas factory...

I didn't like being spoken to in that tone of voice.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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I told my friend that my wife and I had a huge argument and she left for the Caribbean.

"Jamaica?" he asked.

"No," I replied, "she went of her own accord."

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posted by "Quantum321" |
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I live across the street from a crematorium.

What I want to know is, why do they have a delivery truck drop off marshmallows every morning?

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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Boss: Why should I hire you as my business consultant?

Applicant: I have credibility because I don't work for your company. No smart person would work here full-time.

Boss: I work here full-time

Applicant: Sorry. I'll try to speak slower.

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CATEGORY Work Jokes
posted by "iqannnylirod" |