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$12.00 won 24 votes

The average age of people living in our military retirement community is 85. Recently, a neighbor turned 100, and a big birthday party was thrown. Even his son turned up.

“How old are you?” a tenant asked.

“I’m 81 years old,” the son answered.

The tenant shook her head. “They sure grow up fast, don’t they?”

24 votes

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posted by "Mounika" |
2 votes

I took the job at a bakery...

Because I kneaded dough!

2 votes

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
4 votes

England has no kidney bank...

But it does have a Liverpool.

4 votes

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$50.00 won 16 votes

Guy goes to top of the mountain and screams, "I LOVE YOU!"

He waits for the echo. It takes a while, but he finally hears it.

Echo replies, "I have a boyfriend!"

16 votes

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posted by "Ssmith007" |