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I found an ugly creature dead in my son's bedroom. My son said it was an alien brain sucker.

Apparently it starved to death.

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posted by "Marty" |
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Catelin: My Mom has the worst memory.

Amanda: She forgets everything?

Catelin: No, she remembers everything!

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posted by "Laugh and Enjoy Life" |
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My doctor told me that I have a condition known as narco-somnia, which has symptoms of both narcolepsy and insomnia.

That's probably why I always sleep with one eye open.

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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Definition of Epitaph: A belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been permanently discontinued.

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |