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Favorite this joke A husband and wife are sitting on the couch. After a long day at work, they are both just resting and relaxing as they watch a tv show.
Husband: "I am feeling thirsty. Can you please get me some water?"
Wife: "Shall I also get you some pizza as well?"
Husband: "Oh wow! That‘d be great, my mouth is already watering."
Wife: "Good, that means you don't need the water anymore then."
A grandmother overheard her 5-year-old granddaughter "playing wedding."
The wedding vows went like this:
"You have the right to remain silent, anything you say may be held against you, you have the right to have an attorney present. You may kiss the bride."
One day, little Johnny came up to his father and asked, “Dad, where did I come from?”
Dad squirmed a bit, but thought it was time his son knew the facts of life. He told him the expression of love resulted in the beginning of life. How life developed and finally, how a child was born. As the story unfolded, Johnny’s eyes got wider and wider.
When his father was finished, Johnny said, “Wow, that is really neat. That sure beats what Billy told me. He said that he came from Cranston.”
Q: "How many grandmothers does it take to change a light bulb?"
A: "None. I'll sit in the dark. I'll be fine. Don't worry about me..."
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