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Favorite this joke This guy ate a light bulb and had to be taken to the doctor.
The doctor said, "You're not a very bright guy!"
Yesterday, I ate a clock.
It was very time consuming.
Especially when I went back for seconds.
My next door neighbor is originally from Canada. This past February we had what we call here in Oklahoma a blizzard.
I was discussing the 'blizzard' with my neighbor and ask how this compared to Canada.
His reply, "We call this July."
The person sitting next to me on a flight was a woman. Ever the charmer, I used one of my pick-up lines on her.
I asked, “Does the airline charge you extra for sitting next to good-looking men?”
“Yes,” she replied, “but I wasn’t willing to pay.”
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