Q: What is in the middle of nowhere?
A: The letter H.
Do you know how long Grandfather Clocks have been around?
Since the beginning of time...
Son to Dad: "What's the difference between an Egyptian mummy and our mummy?"
Dad to Son: It's simple son. When we see an Egyptian mummy, you get fear. But when we see your mummy, then I get fear!"
Need Some Drama in your life?
Go to a stranger’s wedding and scream, "Don’t Marry I Still Love You!" and then watch the reactions.