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Favorite this joke Suspecting he had a serious medical condition, I nagged my husband until he agreed to see a doctor.
Once there, he was handed a mountain of forms to fill out. Next to 'Reason for visit' he wrote, "My wife made me."
Teacher: Which hand do you eat spaghetti with Little Johnny?
Little Johnny: I don't use my hands, I use a fork.
When I asked my friend if she was planning to attend church, she just shook her head.
"I haven't gone in a long time," she said. "Besides, it's too late for me. I've probably already broken all seven commandments."
A friend of mine asked me to go to the front of his car to see if his turn signal was working.
I did and yelled out, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes, No..."
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