Latest Jokes

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

He was outstanding in his field!

Summer vacation was over and young Jack returned to school.

Only two days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that Jack was misbehaving.

"Wait a minute," mother said. "I had Jack with me for three months and I never called you once when he misbehaved."

I was driving down the highway when a fox ran in front of me. I slammed on the brakes and stopped in time.

I looked out over the hood of the car and there was the fox, all wide-eyed , looking back at me. It did the sign of the cross and went on its way.

My doctor told me to "exercise"...

I thought he said to "eat more fries"...