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One caller to our answering service gave me his name, number and message and then said, "You know my name. What's yours?"

"4136," I replied, since we were allowed only to give our operator numbers.

Sounding disappointed, he said, "May I call you by your first digit, or would that be too personal?"

Yo momma is so ugly, that your daddy stays home just so he don't have to kiss her goodbye!

Everyone has photographic memory!

Difference is some do not have any film.