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Favorite this joke Why was Mickey Mouse in space?
Why else, he was looking for Pluto.
I am so broke, I had to put my nervous breakdown on layaway.
After crossing the road, the chicken goes up to James Bond and asks him, "What's your name?"
"Bond, James Bond. What is yours?"
"Ken, Chick Ken."
My daughter loved the movie "The Wizard of Oz" and wanted a pair of ruby slippers just like Dorothy. My wife found a pair that were perfect, except they were very slippery on the stairs.
I told my daughter not to wear them when she was using the stairs. While sitting in my living room I heard the clomp, clomp, clomp of what I knew to be ruby slippers. I yelled up at my daughter saying, "I thought I told you not to wear those shoes on the stairs?"
She replied, "Daddy, I am just carrying my shoes downstairs with my feet."
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