A boss bought a new BMW car. His employee congratulated and praised him. The boss said, “If you too would work hard, show sincerity, be punctual, don’t take leaves, work overtime, and meet deadlines then..."
“Then what, sir?” asked the employee eagerly.
“Then I can buy a car bigger than this!”
Always be yourself...
Unless you can be a pirate...
in which case, DEFINITELY be a pirate!
Is it wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly?
She is always late...
Her ancestors arrived on the June Flower!