Yo momma's so big that when God said let there be light, she had to move out of the way!
Money talks, but all mine ever says is, "Good-bye."
On my first day teaching remedial English to inmates, I was very nervous to be in a prison classroom.
My students seemed uncomfortable as well, many of them hadn’t been near a classroom in decades.
I began class by nervously asking, “Who can tell me what a sentence is?”
The class burst out laughing. That broke the ice.