Latest Jokes

What type of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers!

The math teacher saw that Daphne wasn't paying attention in class.

She called on her and said, "Daphne! What are 2 and 4, and 28 and 44?"

Daphne quickly replied, "ABC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"

“How can someone ‘draw a blank?’”

What blood type does an optimist have?

B positive.