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Romantic Accountants
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Why do accountants make good lovers?

They're great with figures.

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CATEGORY Word Play Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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75 Cents
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The teacher asks Joanie, "If you had a million dollars and gave away one quarter and another quarter and then another quarter, how much would you have left?"

Joanie replies, "A million dollars minus 75 cents."

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CATEGORY School Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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The Bloodhound Speaks!
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What did the Bloodhound say after the briefing?

"Smells like a plan!"

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Jonathan Wendt" |
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Father Of Our Country
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If George Washington was the father of our country, does that make his father the grandfather of our country?

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CATEGORY Political Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |