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A student in chemistry class was instructed to create a new substance by mixing some special ingredient with water.But the student chose the wrong ingredient and the teacher realized mixing it with water would create an explosion.

He stopped the student and asked him to first stir the water in the bucket for five minutes before adding the ingredient. The student wanted to know what that would accomplish.

The teacher answered, "It will give me time to get away."

Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
A: He was having a bad hare day!

Q: How does the Easter bunny keep his fur neat?
A: With a harebrush!

Q: What kind of books do rabbits like?
A: Ones with hoppy endings!

Q: Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a good joke?
A: It might crack up!

Q: Why does the Easter bunny have a shiny nose?
A: Because the powder puff is on the other end!

Q: What did one colored egg say to the other?
A: "Heard any good yolks lately"?

Q: How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
A: Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!

Q: How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?
A: Only one. After that, it's not empty!

Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
A: He was a little chicken!

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