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Favorite this joke There was this limo driver who was in business for 25 years without a single customer...
All that time and nothing to chauffeur it.
I work for a security company that transports cash, and part of my job is to work with police if a crew is robbed. One afternoon my wife and I were packing to move, when I received a call to report to a crime scene.
"I have to go," I told my wife. "Two of our guards have been held up at gunpoint at a superstore."
As I dashed out the door, she called, "While you’re there, pick up some big cardboard boxes."
Bacon was definitely the
first-round draft pick in the BLT...
No one’s building a sandwich around lettuce!
I informed my grandson that our cousin was coming to the swimming pool with us. He sighed, "Oh no. The H word."
Alarmed, I inquired, "The H word?"
"Yup," he answered. "Hugs!"
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