The chicken wanted to go out on a Saturday night but could not find a sitter.
What do they do with the kids?
They decided to CARTON them around.
Yo momma is so ugly, that your daddy stays home just so he don't have to kiss her goodbye!
Everyone has photographic memory!
Difference is some do not have any film.
There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family Bible to her brother in another part of the country.
"Is there anything breakable in here?" asked the postal clerk.
"Only the Ten Commandments," answered the lady.