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Favorite this joke When I announced that I was getting married, my excited mother said, “You have to have the rehearsal dinner someplace opulent, where there’s dancing.”
My father, seeing where this was heading, said, “I’ll pay you a thousand dollars to elope.”
“And you have to have a breakfast, for the people who are coming from out of town.”
“Two thousand.”
“We’ll need a photographer. Oh, and what colors do you want for the reception?”
“Five thousand!”
We eloped to Spain.
What can you break without touching?
Promise.
What do you get if worms ruled the earth?
Global Warming.
Walking our dogs one morning my friend and I noticed they were both looking intently at a large cat.
My friend turned to me and said, "Now that's a cat scan!"
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